Corrupt The Wish!

[Koru]

I saw this on another board, and it's one of the most popular games there.

What corrupt the wish is is basically, the poster above makes a wish, and you have to find a way to make the wish end up bad, and post another wish. Example:

Poster A: I wish I could fly.

Poster B: You gain wings you can't control and crash right into the ceiling. I wish I had cheese

Something like that. I'll start off!

I wish I had a house.

[jojo15]

Granted but apperantly your house is build on quicksand and it ends up being half in the sand.

I wish that pokemon was real!(I know childish!)

[Casso]

Granted, but unlike the show reality kicks in and the Pokemon use their awesome powers to destroy humanity.

I wish I knew Japanese.

[Hunter]

You learn Japanese but end up forgetting your own language so you can't speak with you friends.

I wish I could hold by breath for half an hour

[jojo15]

You can but you cannot breathe above the water surface while you only have half an hour to live underwater...Have fun!


I wish that i could get more soda!

[Hunter]

You get all the soda you want! The problem just is that you drink so much of it that your teeth are etched away so you only can eat soup xD

I wish I had a plant.